"How To Get Shit Faced: 1) Apply toilet Seat to face. 2) Smear face in shit" - Tygerlili "I'm a little P-Pot, short and stout. Getting peed on, is what I'm all about!" - WhatsaJoke "Shithead, founder of the scatologist social club "Logs and Lumps", models the club's official head wear." - MeMyselfandI "You need a raincoat to take a piss?" - Stold666 "The toilet seat cover's whiter than the teeth, at least." - janderson30 "When placing ones head within a toilet tank, it is neccessary to protect your ears, throat, and your clothing. This way, I can lap the water from within without having to worry about messing up my clothing, and none will be the wiser to my horrible case of fecalphila. ...There isn't really film in that camera, is there?" - ShadowofSilver1 "Who forgot to flush and throw away the seat cover? There's still shit in the toilet." - Khaos