The rules are simple. We have pictures of normal and not-so-normal scenes. What we need is the perfect smartass remark to go along with it. It can be sarcasm, an insult, an observation, or twenty minutes of silence while you scratch that abnormally large and malformed head of yours trying to think of something witty to submit. We shall select the ones we like best based on humor skill level, originality, insensitivity, and personal appearance. These will be posted at which time you, our large-skulled friends, will be asked to vote on the winner. The prize sucks, but honestly, where else are you going to find someone that cares what you have to say?