"Here,take these funny Vi-a-gra pills I found in daddy's bag. He says it happens to all guys..." - Hanky

"Look, kid, I'm having a hard enough time getting around the sack. I don't need an audience!!" - Brainiak

"Does this smell like shit to you?" - GlideScope

"The seedy, corrupting side of Marsupial Love zookeepers are too ashamed to acknowledge..." - H.P.

"...and Christopher Robin never recovers." - Sonya

"I met Tigger, you must be Frigger" - Nolanv0id

"Oh... Well... Ah... I was just helping her find a contact lense she dropped. Yeah! That's it!" - 96Hokie

"Hey.. I'm next ok?" - JokzOnly

"Not now kid, Can't you see I'm busy!" - NovelAng

"At least the kid's getting head." - krakur1



Congratulations to JokzOnly who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!