"Trying to cop a feel, Brian overshoots and ends up with a handful of McNuggets..." - H.P.

"Cock Rider - Spank him till he cums." - Little Sparklie

"There was more to G.W.'s DUI that did not make it into the report. " - Nolanv0id

"I thought when you said you were gonna take your cock for a ride you were speaking figuratively." - Hipster1013

"AlGore: This is what the richest 1% will do if we don't put them in a lockbox..." - Hanky

"See? I didn't lie! I really DO have a big cock between my legs!" - Spiff

"John Holmes has got nothing on that guys cock." - Jay!

"Disgruntled and saddened by his demise as the world's premier poultry superhero, Super Chicken flies the coop and is brought to a new low, having to subsist by giving rides to rednecks at the state fair." - no men, clature

"More proof that men should not ride Cock" - GreolinX



Congratulations to Hanky who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!