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"hmm.. let's see.. if I can balance this umbrella on this crack here.. and keep this chin strap hooked up to this support beam... I should be able to take this train ride without holding on to anything..... oops.. we're slamming on the breakssssss GAAAAKKKK..." - zenhog "Hmmm, I don't think this is quite right, well, maybe if I hold on to one of those straps and swing my legs up..., NO, that's not right, shit, this is going to require some heavy thinking! Hmmmm...." - vatristin2 "Another tragic victim of Lenny the Discount Orthodontist's Bigass Turbo-Retainer(tm)" - Psam57 "Department of Consumer Saftey: 50095d - After numerous incidents which were described as painfully humorous, the Posture-o-Matic was recalled, given a chin rest, and no longer marketed as a collapsable chair." - Chunk |