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"Oh my, it's a family reunion!" - Kissinda "Burnt on the outside, frozen on the inside. Much like many of my ex-girlfriends." - Jay! "Proof that Martha Stewart and Adolf Hitler had a lovechild." - Chunk |
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"It was 1943, in the middle of the Doughlocaust, and Herr Pillsbury could still smell the flaky, buttery goodness of victory. Fortunately, our Allies, flying the neopolitan flag of all great nations, would rise up like so many poppy-seed muffins and put an end to their particular brand of gourmet sadism. Miss Jenkins would later answer for her crimes during the Croissant Trials. Herr Pillsbury escaped and changed his name to Sanchez and went into the tortilla business down in Argentina. At least, that's what the rumors say. *Munch*" - Sonya "The Third Reich of Baking seems to be off and running." - Glitch "Mu-ha-ha!! My dastardly plan is nearly complete. Operation "Poppin' Fresh OHHH!!" will strike fear in the hearts of fat bastards and bored housewifes alike! why? Because I'm e-vil..." - Brainiak "Let me guess, we taste just like chicken!" - 96Hokie "Well...maybe doughboy is hungry!" - Brandy "Elsa, grandaughter of Adolf Eichmann, gets into the holiday spirit..." - Nolanv0id "Martha Stewart says, "PMS and dough boys. It's a good thing!" - Little Sparklie |
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