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"Drop him again Jim and you'll never catch the slick little bastard..." - Nolanv0id

"What? I dont get this. It already has a caption." - Brandy, Cedar Crest College, Allentown, PA

"Which all seems to go to her ass." - Glitch

"I'm happy cause I'm not that kid!!!!" - Sextoy6666

"(grumble) Just enough lard to plant the ball and chain at the bottom of the pier, and then jimmy and I spend her inheritence buying cocktail waitresses in Vegas!" - Brainiak



Congratulations to Nolanv0id who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!