"If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the ocean." - Little Sparklie

"DAMN!!... Who the mofo put the jellyfish in those beachchairs!!?" - Nolanv0id

"Wow! the Lard Does go to your butt!! Of course they do look mighty happy..." - Greolinx

"You're right, the white suit does make me look big." - Glitch

"Damn, Lequetia! Dey's plenty o' beach fo ever-one. Move you stank ass over there some!" - Brainiak

"Honey! Quick, get me a piece of coal! I think I know a way to get you that diamond you've always wanted!"
-96Hokie

"Damn I didnt know you could get elephantitis of the ass from going to the beach. Must be something in the water." - tqworm



Congratulations to 96Hokie who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!