"I still can't believe he ate my watch!" - JokzOnly

"Now, that's what I call a feminest movement." - Nolanv0id

"So this elephant walks into a bar and goes to sit to have a drink. Just then a woman comes up behind him and asks, "Do you mind if I push up your stool?" - Jay!

"And you think your job sucks?" - chreinh669

"It was 6:38 pm on the evening of November 3rd, the midwife was in position, and baby Chunk was about to be born." - Sonya

"Operation: Dumbo Drop" - Spiff

"Hershey's main distributor." - Little Sparklie

"Oil of Olay Plant, New Delhi, India" - Psam57

"Yum!" - aleshia76



Congratulations to Psam57 who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!