"Cookie? Tea? Me?" - Sonya

"George W. reveals his plan for seniors." - Nolanv0id

"Damn shame somebody found the keys to that 'lock box'!" - 96Hokie

"Harv's budding cyber relationship with "Luvkitty" takes a decided left turn..." - Psam57

"I'm all alone. Would you like to come in and show me what else you have?" - vatristin2

"I'll make you a deal, you can taste my cream filling if I can taste yours." - supernova69

"The real reason voters were confused in Florida....undercover GOP operatives distributing hallucinogenic food products to the public." - Hipster1013

"So... You must be the stripper that I ca...... GRANDMA?!?! Well, I guess since you're here already..." - Jay!

"This is your grandma on drugs. Any questions?" - celberfeld

"That's great, babe, but did you remember the K-Y?" - Boo

"Hey, at least she's legal." - Boing

"Interested in my nummers? You num on the cookies, while I num on you?" - Spiff

"So sorry.. we had, uh.. car trouble getting here.. yeah, that's it.. car trouble... uh... still want the cookies you ordered?" - zenhog

"you've got to be SHITTING me. It's about GOD DAMN TIME you got those cookies here...." cn

"Geez, Uncle Henry, We've got to stop meeting like this!" - kiowa42



Congratulations to Psam57 who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!