"You guys might be taller.. but I'm bigger!!" - JokzOnly

"Skittles: Taste the rainbow." - Sonya

"We're here for the "All you can eat" special." - Xtazir

"OMG, so that's what happened to my cat!" - crheinh669

"Say hello to my steenky friend!!" - Hanky

"The routine was almost over, but Little Jack was keeping the big finish all to himself." - Chunk

"Unzip.. take it out, whiz.. put it back, then zip up.. You'ld think by now I'd have that worked out..." - Nolanv0id

"Who would have ever thought that Richard Simmons and 'Sweatin to the Oldies' could get this bad!" - 96Hokie

"BULGARIAN WOMAN'S WRESTLING TEAM CELEBRATES OLYMIPIC GOLD MEDALS!" - Gundolf



Congratulations to Chunk who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!