"i smell 3 pigs..." - csc n roger

"BOYS! Let's get a strip search here please!" - moo fluf

"You are under arrest for impersonating an officer. You have the rights to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." - Squinker

"hahahahahhahaha" - E.Y.E. CITY

"Cuff him, Clarence. That's the last time this little pig goes wee wee wee all the way home." - Psam57

"Faced with low ratings and audience that has abandoned him, our old friend Porky turns to the shaddy path." - crheinh669

"Gee fellas, how was I to know that the giant mud hole I was digging was on a national park. That bear with the funny tie and hat said it would be ok." - supernova

"Im a pink fat fluffy pig who plays on a TV show for children. Why the hell are they arresting me? Oh no musta been the blunt i shoved in my pants before the show started." - Imperial523



Congratulations to Psam57 who by popular vote was determined to be the true smartass!