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Volume 3, Issue 4 Editor:
Leyara Rin This is the last issue before the year 311
ends. I don't need to point out the details of all that
has gone on in the past year as most of us are well aware
of them already. Life in Spur has never been easy, and it
has always been challenging. New people enter the city
daily, and sadly a few even leave, vowing never to return.
Let us not forget all the beloved friends, close family
members, occasional aqcuaintences and yes, even the crafy
enemies that the plague and other tragic fates so
thoroughly stole from us. This issue is dedicated to
them, each and every one that was ripped away without
even a single good-bye. We must not ever forget what we
have all lost. Top Fives Most scandalous couple 1. Slade & Kissinda Scandal is one of the many things that
keeps the level of excitement in Spur high. So for those
of you who thrive on chaos in all amounts and in all
shapes and sizes prepare to feast upon these tidbits.
Most of the names above might be considered to be only a
step away from being flat out 'odd' but hey! that's life.
I fear for as many of you out there that enjoy reading
the names here, there are just as many that inwardly
cringe. Most annoying Human. 1. Lii Annoyances! Bah! We can all do without
them can't we? Sadly some of these daily annoyances have
legs and travel. One of these people I do not consider an
annoyance and you know who are...But the rest? I don't
even want to list all the ways they bother others, I
would probably run out of parchment before I was half
finished! Leuian most likely to do the Nekkid
Lobster Dance
1. Leu Oye! Imagine these Leuians named here
dancing about, shimmying with careless abandon around the
fountain in a deserted TS. Now imagine them doing the
same with guards present munching on donuts no less. Bags
and Rylek stand there, off to the side, discussing the
inner workings of Sadat's thought processes. Some unnamed
Thugian with drool running down his chin is standing in
the fountain, gleefully slapping his rolling gut as he
chuckles out loud. And then we have the lurkers in the
shadows. A few Secians, alongside an Arachnian alongside
a Muat, a hungry Muat no less. Probably debating on who
to feed from first. Anthian most likely to crash into
something while flying. 1. Serrina If you see any of these five Anthians
flying overhead I would suggest immediately to leave the
area or find a rather large shield and hide under it for
if they crash in mid air you might be the one they land,
er fall on after they finish plummeting to the ground.
The last thing I want to see is the remains of some
Anthian pancake under me boots! Drag-als most likely to go on a
gambling spree and lose the clothes off their back. 1. Cuervo Easy solution! Lose all your clothes and
just wear some big clunky oversized armor...! No worries
there about having any clothes to get rid of in the first
place or having your pants strip searched off of yah! Or
find a huge bath towel and after you finish cutting a big
hole in it to stick your head through, tie some rope
about you waist, just wear that! No gambling! No clothes
to loose! Brilliant isn't it? The
Helpless Hands Ambrose, the Leuian who has yet to perform
the Nekkid Lobster dance is the current leader of the
Hand Clerics guild. Talk about lethal paws and lethal
claws...! yeesh!!! Curiously enough, a Secian named Pluck
has a very firm hold in second place. Taath only knows
what would happen if that Secian got loopy and went off
into a kicking, punching, slapping frenzy one day.
Gravakiv, the ultimate flesh bag hater but I will have a
friendly chat with you anyway cause I can is next. How
dare he let a Secian be higher than him! I can't believe
he hasn't just devoured Pluck yet. That would get rid of
some of the competition. Kyntavis, a potential future
Taathian Inquisitor (Go Kyntavis!) is in fourth followed
by Vennister. Kalath, the second of three Leuian in the
top ten has the sixth place, and next we have Nydellia,
Matriarch Raangel, Storz, and Yaren ~ the third Leuian in
the top ten. 1. Ambrose
Arimathea the Leuian Shandora's Box Zuril says, "I'm tired of playing
Throw the Lizard." Komatsu says to Fawnna, "There are
plenty of brainless, stupid mortal zombies here.." Aneurysm says to the ork, "Showoff" Stanrar exclaims, "Off with his head!" Moondove exclaims, "If this place
doesn't clear out in two seconds I'm going to start swinging...!" Kyntavis says, "The only thing that
'reeks' in here, is the booze on your breath, you furry
chested barrel with legs." Laston asks, "Why is it Secians need
to show off everything shiny they own at these events?" Alowyn exclaims, "Malzor Malzor, he's
our guy, if he can't do it, we're really lucky!" Fae'lana screams, "Geist says all
y'drag'ns are Taath'n!" Galwyn says, "Bout time someone took
care of the Dragon infestation here" Kraggon says, "Merlin was nice...in a
sorta strange, cold way" Dmajh exclaims, "Ahh, a hero has
arrived finally!" Kruses says, "Kruses die there, but I
die everywhere so..." Laston asks Bags, "Shouldn't you be
off diapering Dragons?" Furious exclaims in Leuian, "Thtop
thath!" Jade says to Bags, "Thank Set, that
thieves don't make a living picking the brains of Dracos." The
Advocates Whoever is behind the recent changes in
Spur's government, one must certainly admit that he or
she has done a remarkable job of keeping us all guessing.
On the surface, of course, all is for the best: the
dissolution of the repressive Odarian justice system, and
the organization of a City Council with adventurers
included. Is anyone fooled? I think not. Obviously a
power grab of some sort is under way, but its exact
nature remains marvelously well hidden. Some, like
Changeman, see Baroness Lilly as the chief culprit. While
only a fool (or a Predator, which is to say, a fool)
would casually dismiss the renowned thief's information,
many of us see a murkier picture. First, there's the matter of the Muats.
Who will ultimately hold the power--Merlin? Lilly?
Maloveous? No one knows. Some Spurians are delighted that
the Muats seem to have lost interest in terrorizing us;
others suspect it's all a shell game, and that whichever
Muat winds up as governor, we'll experience the same
vicious misrule as always. Then there's the curious composition of
the new Council. Lilly, who heads it, is a Taathian. The
addition of two Setites, Archmage Sadat and Sir Rylek,
would seem to indicate that the dark temples have come
into their own. And yet the presence of "Sir"
Bags, deeply loathed by all Taathians, and the fact that
Sadat and Rylek are newcomers to Spur, with their real
allegiances unclear, leave the ruling body's true
character unclear at best. And finally, there's the mystery of the
last council seat, the Ladyship. I have suggested the
obvious candidate (a Taathian) to those in power, but
frankly I doubt they'll have the sense to take my advice.
Some say Panick, some say Kyrinne, some say Oake; some
even say Kagee, though most have the good sense to
shudder when they do so. What then, amidst all the doubt, can we
reasonably expect from this council? Whoever seizes the
reins, it's fairly clear what their program will be: more
of the same. Laws, regulations, taxation, bureaucracy,
repression, injustice, a deep disrespect for the commands
of the Lord Taath... all this in the name of protecting
and strengthening our community. This picture would
frighten me, save that I know there IS no community.
There are Sans who hate Firs, Frontacians who hate
Psycians, Leuians who hate Setites, Arachnians who hate
everybody ... the list is endless. The Council will be
like a few herdsmen trying to control a thousand
stampeding cattle. If anything, they will only add to the
fine chaos that occurs as Taath's Dominion nears. Death,
destruction, confusion, famine, lawlessness, and squalor
are but a few of the good things I expect this council to
bring us. I wish them the very best of luck. -Foom __________ But as to
the issue at hand. At this point I am not particularly
optimistic about this new council either. Mainly because
the true nature of it and the goals it plans to pursue is
not clear at this time. But also because of the selection
and, more importantly, discrimination it employs in
deciding who shall sit upon it. I see it as a very
unbalanced and unequal representation of the populace in
Spur. I have it on very good authority that the council
has indeed refused to consider Odarians, Elindalians,
Saians, and Rinannians for members that would have a say
in the matters before it. That alone gives me cause to
question the selection process and qualifications that it
uses to determine who is fit to serve on it. Much as I
would indeed desire to see the city more unified and a
stronger presence of justice within its boundaries, I am
hard pressed to believe that a predominantly Setite
council would share those goals. I have known and had the
highest respect for some members of the Setite temple.
But I have also had enough experiences with having goods
and coins lifted off my person at the hands of a Setite
to think twice about how truly noble and honorable this
new council's goals really are. I have been
old that Set's temple has been viewed as something of a
champion of the homeless and deprived people of Spur.
Those who have no food or clothing or other necessities
that are important to a person's survival. While
personally I consider this to be a very noble ambition, I
do find the methods some of them choose to employ to
achieve that goal to be less than desirable. The old
council of Spur fell victim to much criticism and rebuke
by Spurian residents who felt that because it was
composed of many Odarian members that it lacked the
balance necessary to unite the city as a peaceful
community. But what these same critics seem to forget is
that during that time the city enjoyed many years of
fairly stable comfort and security that enabled people to
walk about within the city without having to constantly
look over their shoulder to see if a dagger would be
plunged into their back or that a shadowy hand would find
its way into their coinpurse to relieve them of a few
gold or silver coins. The old
council of Spur may not have been perfect. But I believe
it was able to meet out more than a fair share of justice
and order to the overall community at large. Even though
some of the "oppressed" people of Spur claimed
it to be biased against their acts of liberation, the
overall population of Spur knew that the council would
act fairly and just in dealing with whatever problems
presented itself to the city. Whether or not this current
council will seek to follow the example set before them
is yet to be determined. But I would be less than honest
if I did not say that I have concerns that this new
council has the structure, and I would dare say the
desire, to truly protect and uphold the laws at statutes
of this city when it is dominated by members of a temple
who have no reservations about breaking those very laws
when it suits their needs. That plus the exclusionary
methods it has used to prevent worthy citizens of other
temples from becoming members to it do indeed give cause
for concern about how truly this council will seek to be
in harmony with the needs and desires of the people of
this city. Time has
always been the truest test of any goal or method used to
achieve a goal. As with other things, time will indeed
tell if this new council truly exists to serve the people
or seeks to make the people serve it. I am, as always, Rynock Gavinson The 'TG' Files
Case # 0148 The day started off quiet, a bit too quiet.
My partner Sulky, a female Leuian Bard of little
importance, and I, had just returned from a case with a
howling monster! You know, some detectives get called on
real cases. With real problems, so that their detective
skills are put to the test! But no, of course not me.. I
get the howling monster, which turned out to be some poor
guy with a thorn in his foot! A thorn, can you believe
that! Me, the Famous TG Detective!! Reduced to playing
nurse to a cadet. So anyway, Sulky and I fixed the
problem, well.. I did, Sulky just annoyed me as usual.
Now that the fun of that case was over, I was able to get
some sleep, a little too much sleep as it would turn out.
Where is the annoying guy that runs past my window at the
crack of dawn shouting "cock-a-do, cock-a-do,"
as if he was some sort of chicken! Not that I truly
minded him being absent, for he was truly annoying. Still
it was worth investigation, and so begins this case, the
case of "The Disappearing Act. Xtazir
asks, "Sulky, did you happen to hear the chicken nut
today, or did I just sleep through it for the first time?" Sulky
says, "Oh my gosh! Thats what I missed this
morning! I washed, I ate, I was reading a book. But I
knew there was something missing! I just couldnt
think what it was, thank you Xtazir!" Sulky
asks, "What did you say, sorry I couldnt hear
you, I got stuck in the chair." Sulky
exclaims, "My paper! Ill ring that little
Flerians neck when I see him!" Xtazir rolls his eyes. (So
finally Sulky and I set out for the Town Square, to see
what was happening) Sulky
asks, "Do you think maybe, that since we havent
passed one person yet on the walk, that it could have
something to do with the missing people?" Xtazir
exclaims to Sulky, "Why yes!! You are very quick
this morning arent you!" (Finally we arrive at the arch to find
only a small handful of people, where normally there are many) Hhyss
hisses So Xtazir, is that what youre here for?
Going to find out why there is so many people apparently
missing. It would be great if that is what you were here
for, so is it? Why arent you saying anything? Xtazir furrows his brow. Hhyss blushes. Xtazir rolls his eyes. Guzzler snores loudly Sulky
pokes Guzzler in his belly. Xtazir
exclaims, "Sorry, but WHAT is that smell!" Stanky
says, "Hi!" Pesterall
exclaims, "Nopehaventheardanythingyet.ButifIdo,Illtellyou!!!" Xtazir
glances at Pesterall. [Academy
Training Center.] Stanky
claps. Sulky
exclaims, "Oh! OH!" Sulky
asks, "Are we there yet?" Xtazir sighs. News The 29th Day of the 12th Month of the Year
311 As the year draws to a close, Spurians are
putting recent events behind them and turning to face new
problems that plague our city. Both hope and dismay are
emotions that color the beginning of this new year for
many Spurians, as many different people from varying
backgrounds clash over who should be running the
government. There is no more of Moloch or Malzor to
threaten our existence, but now we are forced to deal
with the everyday problems of Spurian politics. Many
Spurians are uncertain of the integrity and stability of
our city government. Has faith been renewed with Athyn's
recent acquittal or are Spurians still seeking abrupt
change, or at least some clear answers? On the forefront of the political movement
is the elusive and wily Changeman Shadowlurk, a San Elf
of Set. For some time now, he has been one of the few
courageous enough or insane enough to question the
authority that casts a shadow over the city of Spur. As a
result, a few sources have claimed he has been hunted
relentlessly by a Fir Elf bounty hunter by the name of
Kazil, who it is said is a very skilled archer. Changeman
has once again found himself on the run, often escaping
through the shadows. It is not clear who has hired the
bounty hunter or why, or how many people have seen him. Ads
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05-15-2001